David Hellman

This Wired article by John Scott Lewinski on May 7 used one of my lesser-known works, an anatomical modification of global village idiot Karl Pilkington.

Mr. Pilkington famously suggested that mankind would be better off with a toenail on the head and testicles below the ears. “It wouldn’t look weird, ’cause we’d all have it,” he explained. He then went on to say, “When people are sometimes talking, they do sort of mess with their ears, and they’re always saying ‘check for lumps’ … more handy.”

The “Karl Pilkington with Testiclears” image originally appeared in this very blog. Are we in the Media Echo Chamber?

Thanks to Sharon of Baltimore, MD for the tip.